Dream of the Red Chamber Sitting alone under a bridge Haven't eaten for days Can't even get it Up! I see myself as a Waiter/waitress In a skintight black silk Chinese long dress Split open at the thighs Scarlet high heels, purple lipstick, dark eye shadow - Utterly ravishing! Ninety obese pompous prosperous gentlemen Splendidly dressed Smooth skinned, pink cheeked, trim haired Moustaches Beards All drool at me Making my ass feel Hot And in their bulging eyes I see Lust, greed, power, sex, food, lobsters, buns, cocks... That really turns me on! I glide along sinuously Ogling at them "Here is one chopstick Sir I shall get you another one." "We made this dish Especially for You!" "Is there anything else That I can do for you Exalted one?" Oh, Daddies Oh...