Farewell, my King In opulent splendor Holding each other's hand We stroll Through the imperial garden The sun shining softly Cherry blossoms quiver in the spring air Coyly displaying their dainty colors Brilliant butterflies Flutter through the light breeze And, in the trees, the tiny birds blithely chirping a sweet love song Gazing sadly into my eyes He sighs - I can hardly hold back the tears - For soon my aging emperor will leave for War I Plum Blossom His youngest concubine As beautiful as the full moon Lovely and delicate in a light yellow dress He The handsome corpulent king Soft skinned, pink cheeked Gray beard Magnificent in a long purple robe We reach the royal lake Leisurely cross a graceful bridge Entering a splendid pavilion While golden carp frolic all around us He gently takes my hand Pressing my head against his massive chest Kissing my lips passionately And whispers in my ear tender words of Farewell Aroused I amorously reach into his pants Reverently pull out his regal Jade The eunuchs stand watching Spellbound! I rub it fervently Squeezing it forcefully Worshipfully put it in my exquisite Mouth Blowing the precious thing with all my might Alas The feckless little thing hangs Limp Lifeless Shrivels with shame Frustrated I slap the old man Fling him into the ice-cold lake Screaming "Useless senile old Fool You can't even give me a farewell F...!"