The Enchanted Forest Once upon a time In a far away land A pretty little thing Put on a bright red scarf Some flowers in his hair And pranced his way into the Woods To visit his grandpa Slender supple serpents slithered through the bushes Thick long rock-hard pythons Dangling From the branches seductively Giant mushrooms standing Erect With dark blue veins and crimson heads Husky hairy horny satyrs Twenty... thirty... forty... of them Marvelously equipped Breathlessly swarmed all over Him "Oh, God My fantasy is coming True!" Panting grunting sweating drooling They threw him to the ground, ripped off his clothes, and smeared hot bodily Fluid All over his smooth slim body Such massive arms, enormous thighs, big hairy chests, gigantic tools! All they wanted was this Lovely young lad "I must be a Number!" He blushed And he lived happily Ever after...