Splendor in the Ass A huge rocket fires up my Ass And shoots me past the moon into the Milky Way I quickly grab a giant hairy ball To stay afloat Sperm whales frolic all around me Splashing hot cum onto my startled face The largest of them all Suddenly speeds up from the depth Ramming into my boyish butt with all its might And sends me flying back to Earth I land squarely on top of the Washington Monument! A painful shriek shatters the peaceful morning air "Ahhh Splendor in the ass..."