911 I hide in a corner A fearful fawn in deep distress Having just dialed 911 My psychotic roommate Paces violently around the house like an enraged Tiger Trying to hunt me down And rip my innocent head off! And then he comes A great dark bear in police uniform Magnificent moustache Majestically striding into the driveway His kind face seems weary from all the violence in this strange world My heart flutters with excitement As I fling the door wide open Rushing into his massive arms Clinging to him for protection Safe from my tormentor At last.